This night started so well. You go to a bar and that hot chick you've always eyed is there and she is pounding down the drinks at the beginning of the night. You've never had much success hitting on her but tonight you have that "devil may care" attitude so you saunter over there and surprisingly, things are working out. She is falling for all of your standard lines. Everything is perfect and success is within sight.

Then BAM! After a few minutes, her fat friends return from the ladies room and you're now trying to figure out how to get her alone once again. An hour before closing time, her friends stampede to the bacon wrapped scallops buffet and you see the opening you have been looking for all night.

You make your move and you're in. She walks out to the car and you think it is going to be a great night. She gets in the car, smiles, leans over, gently blows into your ear, and whispers "You know I'm a guy, right?"

Yeah. That is how Friday's game turned out.

Tags: Phillies, Loss, Away